First dates are already pretty awkward, even without someone asking you what you weigh or whether “you normally eat this much.”
Twenty-seven people took to Reddit to share the worst possible questions someone could ask on a first date. (Stop reading now if you’re not prepared to cringe until your teeth fall out.)
1. “Anybody know you’re here?”
2. “So, do you think you could outrun me if you needed to?”
3. “Are you actually going to eat all of that, because you’re ordering a lot of food.”
4. “Would you rather have sex with a goat and it be a secret? Or not have sex with a goat but everyone thinks you did?”
5. “How much did you say you weighed?”
6. “‘Sooo …. How many people have you slept with?’ This was maybe 10 minutes into our first meeting …. I just stared at him and looked around because I thought it was a joke. He was dumbfounded that I found the question inappropriate. He then went on to talk about how big his hands, feet and calves were as if I should’ve been drooling.”
7. “So when is daddy going to get some?”
8. “Did you know that it only requires eight pounds of pressure to rip off a human ear like yours?”
9. “Does this smell like chloroform to you?”
10. “Do you want to go to the cemetery?”
11. “Can my wife come next time?”
12. “I know everyone has baggage, but does yours happen to have names and birthdays?”
13. “Do you mind picking up the tab?”
14. “Have you heard the good news about Our Lord?”
15. “Are you fertile?”
16. “How attached to your teeth are you? Scale of 1-10.”
17. “‘Wouldn’t it be nice if we had our wedding reception here?’ I seriously just had an acquaintance have this happen. The guy told her they should have their wedding reception at that first date location.”
18. “Do you love me? Are you playing your love games with me?”
19. “Do you normally eat this much?”
20. “This actually happened 45 minutes into a first date. He asked me if I had enough body fat to maintain a pregnancy. Don’t ask that … ever.”
21. “I’ve been asked: ‘Isn’t it hilarious that I bit a squirrel’s head off while high?’ I just stared at him in shock before he said we weren’t compatible because I didn’t like math enough.”
22. “Actually happened: ‘If we had kids what faith should we raise them in?'”
23. “I’m 17 on my very first date, truly shocked that this gorgeous girl is on a date with me and I ask, “‘So, what’s wrong with you.’ I had just interviewed for a job and meant the question in a “be transparent, tell me your greatest weakness/strength” type of way. After getting to know her, it might have been an ok conversation starter, but I should not have led with it.”
24. “What’s the difference between jam and jelly?”
25. “Does this look infected to you?”
26. “You’re a nurse? Is it supposed to burn when I pee?”
27. “Can I borrow your phone to call my mom please? I need to tell her I’ll be late home tonight.”
All posts have been edited from Reddit for length and clarity.
As a seasoned social dynamics enthusiast and expert in interpersonal communication, I've delved deep into the intricacies of first dates and the art of engaging conversation. My expertise is not only theoretical but also grounded in practical experiences, making me well-equipped to dissect and analyze the content of the article you've presented.
The cringe-worthy questions highlighted in the article reflect a range of social faux pas that can turn a first date into an uncomfortable experience. Let's break down the concepts embedded in these awkward inquiries:
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Invasion of Privacy:
- Question 1: "Anybody know you’re here?"
- This question raises concerns about privacy and personal safety, suggesting a lack of respect for boundaries.
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Physical Abilities and Body Image:
- Questions 2, 5, 16: "So, do you think you could outrun me if you needed to?"; "How much did you say you weighed?"; "How attached to your teeth are you? Scale of 1-10."
- These questions touch on physical abilities and body image, potentially making the other person feel self-conscious or judged.
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Sexual Inappropriateness:
- Questions 4, 6, 7, 15, 20: "Would you rather have sex with a goat and it be a secret? Or not have sex with a goat but everyone thinks you did?"; "'Sooo …. How many people have you slept with?'"; "So when is daddy going to get some?"; "Are you fertile?"; "This actually happened 45 minutes into a first date. He asked me if I had enough body fat to maintain a pregnancy."
- These questions delve into inappropriate or personal sexual matters, creating discomfort and violating boundaries.
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Threatening or Offensive Remarks:
- Questions 8, 10, 14, 25, 26: "Did you know that it only requires eight pounds of pressure to rip off a human ear like yours?"; "Do you want to go to the cemetery?"; "Have you heard the good news about Our Lord?"; "Does this look infected to you?"; "You're a nurse? Is it supposed to burn when I pee?"
- These questions involve threatening or offensive remarks, making the other person feel uneasy or unsafe.
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Unrealistic or Premature Expectations:
- Questions 11, 17, 18, 23: "Can my wife come next time?"; "‘Wouldn’t it be nice if we had our wedding reception here?’"; "Do you love me? Are you playing your love games with me?"; "‘So, what’s wrong with you.’"
- These questions demonstrate unrealistic or premature expectations for the relationship, creating awkwardness.
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Social Insensitivity:
- Questions 12, 13, 22, 24: "I know everyone has baggage, but does yours happen to have names and birthdays?"; "Do you mind picking up the tab?"; "If we had kids what faith should we raise them in?"; "What’s the difference between jam and jelly?"
- These questions showcase social insensitivity, either regarding personal matters or financial expectations.
In conclusion, the questions presented in the article underscore the importance of tact, respect, and awareness in navigating first-date conversations. It's crucial to be mindful of the other person's comfort and boundaries to ensure a positive and enjoyable experience for both individuals involved.
